The hidden hands. . . .

What . . . no apron??



at the very least you'd think they'd have an apron for sale. Apparently it's all very symbolic. Where do the buy those things anyway? Probably here
I was going to add a bit of 'diddley aye' music to this post, but this pic of some sheet music was the best I could come-up with at such short notice:

Reel - Key signature: Amajor

Also known as Braes Of Glenorchy, Isla, Lowrie Tarrell, Mason Laddie, Mason's Apron, Mason's Aprons, The Mason’s Apron, Parson's Moan.

Anyway, ould Georgie Washington was fond of his, apparently.

Sorry about that . . .

And since we are on the subject of policepersons:

Only the Rivers Run Free : The Irish State in Donegal and Elsewhere.

Orwellian Ireland

and

Shagger Todd